never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye
PLEASE PASS IT ON!!
OH MY GOD PLEASE
MALE PRIVILEGE IS WALKING INTO A GROUP OF AMIGAS AND TURNING IT INTO A GROUP OF AMIGOS
i just texted myself to see if my texts were working
forgot i texted myself
received that message
and then replied to myself with “who is this”
and then received that message two seconds later and was like “whoah who is that”
literally the stupidest thing
i have ever done
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are